I was sent the infographic below by Parcel 2 Go who I guess are pretty envious of the incredible speed Father Christmas seems to manage with his deliveries at this time of year.
I think they are forgetting some very important points though:
1 Father Christmas has magic powers the rest of us cannot quite get our heads around. Of course.
2 The guy only works one day a year. Seriously, couldn't we all work a bit faster if we had 364 days off a year (365 in a leap year...)?
3 Instead of creating infographics, the guys at Parcel 2 Go should be tracking Father Christmas down and offering him a job. He even has his own (magic) transport system and we know he's free most of the year...